child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

tyleroakley:

usaforafrica:

just watch it

iconic

mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

systemofadowny:

fauxideology:

This is dope af

I need one, someone buy me one pls from zangproducts.com

really. we really need something like this. because it’s too hard to take a few seconds to focus on one things at a time. I NEED MY DRUGS WITH MY DRUGS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE DRUGS.

systemofadowny:

fauxideology:

This is dope af

I need one, someone buy me one pls from zangproducts.com

really. we really need something like this. because it’s too hard to take a few seconds to focus on one things at a time. I NEED MY DRUGS WITH MY DRUGS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE DRUGS.

opinion on America?
Anonymous

euo:

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pussywag0n:


You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

ba-conqueso

pussywag0n:

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

ba-conqueso