Now you can’t tell me this ain’t early signs of a serial killer.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD
Give it back! That’s private!
Pizza Bed: the Bedroom Set of Your (pizza) Dreams
PIZZA BED. THE PILLOWS LOOK LIKE CRUST.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
We watched Jaws in our backyard and my aunt brought over a shark themed snack
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight