a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL
his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital
U just want. Taco!
i think your dad might be going through his scene phase
its not a phase its who he is
VEDA #5 - Creature of the Night