kamikazeruler:

Now you can’t tell me this ain’t early signs of a serial killer.

kamikazeruler:

Now you can’t tell me this ain’t early signs of a serial killer.

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

aideanoakenshield:

Give it back! That’s private!

kill flies…. with A GUN

patbaer:

Pizza Bed: the Bedroom Set of Your (pizza) Dreams
PIZZA BED. THE PILLOWS LOOK LIKE CRUST.

patbaer:

Pizza Bed: the Bedroom Set of Your (pizza) Dreams

PIZZA BED. THE PILLOWS LOOK LIKE CRUST.

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

clannyphantom:

We watched Jaws in our backyard and my aunt brought over a shark themed snack

clannyphantom:

We watched Jaws in our backyard and my aunt brought over a shark themed snack

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight