djezhofmacedon:

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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ihartbeat:

I’m happy.

ihartbeat:

I’m happy.

tumblrbot:

furbycraze:

Underneath your 2012 furby.. :)

NOOO EW SO GROSS PUT SOMETHING ON FREAK

tumblrbot:

furbycraze:

Underneath your 2012 furby.. :)

NOOO EW SO GROSS PUT SOMETHING ON FREAK

scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

teenmale:

his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

hailshaytan666:

VEDA #5 - Creature of the Night